Prove You're Human.

Pre-order I AM NOT A ROBOT and we'll send you a free "Verified Human" pin. Because all cool humans need a little flair.

How It Works

Order I AM NOT A ROBOT from any retailer—Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Bookshop, wherever you like, right here on this website.

Upload a screenshot or photo of your order confirmation below, or email it to me directly at pin@joannastern.com.

We'll mail you a free "Verified Human" pin. Wear it proudly—you've earned it, human.

Pins will ship soon. We have a limited supply, so it's first come, first served.

Upload your proof of purchase below and tell us where to send your pin. It's that easy.

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Prefer to just send an email? Forward your order confirmation or attach a screenshot to:

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Include your name and mailing address in the email.

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Offer valid while supplies last. One pin per person.
Open to U.S. residents only. We cannot ship internationally at this time.
Proof of purchase of I AM NOT A ROBOT (any format, any retailer) is required.
Please allow 4–6 weeks for delivery after your submission is verified.
Pins have no cash value and cannot be exchanged or resold.
Personal information collected will be used solely for fulfilling this offer and will not be shared with third parties.
We reserve the right to modify or end this promotion at any time without notice.